December 2009
169 posts
Don't go. I'll eat you up, I love you so.
Watching Donnie Darko. Taylor gets what Taylor...
I would really like to watch Donnie Darko right...
I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad. The...
I feel completely worthless. Is that how "true...
Emily Tate is the best.
txtsfrmlstnght:
(307): if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Damaged people are dangerous. They know they can survive.
– Josephine Hart // julie911 / quote-book
Leave Mikey alone. He doesn’t want you and I hate you.
Me: Is Pluto a planet again?
Mom: I didn’t know Pluto wasn’t a planet… Mom! Pluto isn’t a planet?! What happened?!
And I said road head is tasty and delicious, but not with you and not at this...
– Bishop
(Mattie is playing the Helicopter Game, I just got done bathing.)
Mattie: Taylor, I swear I hear people talking.
Me: What are you talking about? No one is talking.
(Five minutes later.)
Mattie: Oh! When you let go of the mouse it makes a weird sound. (On the Helicopter.) That’s what I was hearing.
And I just stared at that crazy bitch.
Gaige got me pink flavored gum today. Lacy made me...
Cuz I can't come back home 'til they're singin'.
Can't take the kid from the fight, take the fight...
Slippin’ in my faith until I fall. You never...
mouthfullofgommy:
hltheorem:
Love has made me a terrible person.
HEY NOW!
Don’t you be talking about DarkEarl.
Connor Babington.
Delete your Tumblr.
And delete your life.
i just hate my stepdad.
ihavenoarms:
taylorcoloradonoel:
ihavenoarms:
taylorcoloradonoel:
ihavenoarms:
taylorcoloradonoel:
ihavenoarms:
will all my heart. really? a fucking hour long lecture on how to take care of a rat? i got it, dude. chill. i won’t “make it suffer”. dumbass.
he needs to grow up. and get out of my asshole.
He’s in your asshole?!
Yeah! He’s in the pain in my asshole. LOOOL.
I forgot...
i just hate my stepdad.
ihavenoarms:
taylorcoloradonoel:
ihavenoarms:
taylorcoloradonoel:
ihavenoarms:
will all my heart. really? a fucking hour long lecture on how to take care of a rat? i got it, dude. chill. i won’t “make it suffer”. dumbass.
he needs to grow up. and get out of my asshole.
He’s in your asshole?!
Yeah! He’s in the pain in my asshole. LOOOL.
I forgot his name…
Douchebag Earl.
YEAH!...
i just hate my stepdad.
ihavenoarms:
taylorcoloradonoel:
ihavenoarms:
will all my heart. really? a fucking hour long lecture on how to take care of a rat? i got it, dude. chill. i won’t “make it suffer”. dumbass.
he needs to grow up. and get out of my asshole.
He’s in your asshole?!
Yeah! He’s in the pain in my asshole. LOOOL.
I forgot his name…
i just hate my stepdad.
ihavenoarms:
will all my heart. really? a fucking hour long lecture on how to take care of a rat? i got it, dude. chill. i won’t “make it suffer”. dumbass.
he needs to grow up. and get out of my asshole.
He’s in your asshole?!
Beth Groves:
slucait:
taylorcoloradonoel:
slucait:
taylorcoloradonoel:
ihavenoarms:
taylorcoloradonoel:
I do not hate you. Gaige is a douche bag if he said I do.
Good deal. Made the rest of my day. He didn’t say. I was just worried. I’m a worrier. Forgive me. I told him not to say anything, out of embarrassment. But, he obviously didn’t go through with that.
It’s Gaige. His life revolves around...
Beth Groves:
slucait:
taylorcoloradonoel:
ihavenoarms:
taylorcoloradonoel:
I do not hate you. Gaige is a douche bag if he said I do.
Good deal. Made the rest of my day. He didn’t say. I was just worried. I’m a worrier. Forgive me. I told him not to say anything, out of embarrassment. But, he obviously didn’t go through with that.
It’s Gaige. His life revolves around humiliating other people.
...
Beth Groves:
ihavenoarms:
taylorcoloradonoel:
I do not hate you. Gaige is a douche bag if he said I do.
Good deal. Made the rest of my day. He didn’t say. I was just worried. I’m a worrier. Forgive me. I told him not to say anything, out of embarrassment. But, he obviously didn’t go through with that.
It’s Gaige. His life revolves around humiliating other people.
Beth Groves:
I do not hate you. Gaige is a douche bag if he said I do.
Michael Edwards is my bestfriend.
Brent just ate a lube sandwich.
Adventureland is the story of my high school...
I love Bailey "Bubblegum" Muir.
She’s too good for Connor Babington.
Taylor "The Salami Master" Noel
Haha. Connor Babington is a sad excuse for a person. No one likes you. Fuck you.
Goodnight, Tumblr.
If you think I’m scared of you just because you are huge and look like fucking big foot, think again. Bitch.
I love posting mean posts.
Because I am just not nice.
I hate so many girls because they can’t have respect and respect the girl code. Fuck all of you, you know who you are.